girlscouts....‏

Did dad tell you that we're gonna do some archery instruction for the girlscouts? yeah, I just hope we don't get shot. i can't wait till one of the archery guys breaks out in a horrid, traumatic story about how he almost died and had to skin a bear alive just to use its bloody fur to keep himself warm. I want to see the girlscouts faces as they look at him with big eyes swelling with tears just so I can interject at the end and ask everyone if they're ready to shoot some arrows at the bear target?? some will cry and I will just remind them that if they're cold then we can go FIND a jacket for them. ahahahahhahaha. money.

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dude, I almost died!! everything was all fun and games until an arrow almost went through my chest! kinda. it was okay but the main problem was in their leadership: all mothers. and unfortunately those mothers were female. yes, it is a setback. casein point: we got them together to explain the safety and basic shooting tips and they couldn't help themselves to making sny comments and eventually, blatantly, and quite rudely gather in little cliques and start GOSSIPING. it was really stupid. but MY group (we broke them up into groups to teach more exact shooting techniques so they in turn can teach the little girls). stayed with it and had a lot of fun. they actually couldn't stop shooting and wanted to just tell the kids to enjoy their lunch so they could keep doing it. shooting for them was awkward at first but once you learned how to aim and hit the target it gets fun. so it was a success to dad and me because no one got hurt and everyone had fun.

it was interesting because I deal with marines who are disciplined and predominantly male so I wanted to see how some undisciplined, overweight ..WOMEN would pick this up. of course they were disinterested but there was more than enough motivation to pay attention: their young girls were going to be handling weapons!!

sotheyarealldumbbitchesandIhavelittletonorespectforthem. seriously. I know it takes a lot of energy to take care of a family....but it obviously doesn't take too much brain power or physical work.
if it did, these bitches would be hot mommas that were quick on the learning.
seriously makes the stereotype for gossiping women etched in stone. did they not have enough time to gossip at EVERY event in which they get together and even during their normal days while the husbands work? is thereTHAT much to talk about? fuck. they couldn't pay attention and participate in something for LI T E RAl Ly 3 minutes!!!! no kidding. they got into a little circle, sat down and started yapping. like it was the most organized thing I've seen in a long time. they were professional gossipers. they were even snapping pictures while me and dad were behind them telling them how to hold the bow (we didn't touch them in the slightest) and they were yelling "wait till ur husband sees this!". on the way home, me and dad were like "wtf was that about? could they not focus for one minute?" it was stupid. who would want to try to hit on their fat asses anyways? stupid bitches. it is a damn shame that kids are raised by those creatures. not all of them were completely retarded, mind you. the ones I worked with focused (cuz I didn't give them the time to screw around yet I was still interesting enough to make it fun). i deal with kids everyday too, its just that "my" kids are grown ass men that love to kill things. really turns me away from marriage.
men are dumb animals, period. but women turn into shallow, uninteresting, leech-like, gossipy creatures after they get married. I don't think you'll be like that cuz I'll be around to criticize and make sure you don't think that being stupid is okay.

its kinda bad, but I was thinking in my head as I was looking at these broads, "either the husband has to cheat a lot or these women give great head for them to remain married!". there is NO WAY I could remain attracted to ANY one of these ladies, let alone remain patient enough to put up with their mouths. why do you think men ruNN to the bar with their buddies? I'd drink myself into oblivion after trying to fuck something that looked like a human female and not some bovine that moos all day.


so how was your weekend?


I had dinner with sean and michi. i was explaining my theory of "the fall of manliness" in today's society. it is a pretty interesting topic. I'll write a long email about it next time. you could blog it for me. i basically think that today's man is being "pussified" by women and society. it isn't a new topic. many men have brought this up in the past but it suffers a particularly low point in today's generation. more on that next time.