defined

SPIKED. (sp-EYE-kt).
-When the proposal of an idea, question, or suggested course of action (aka: "SET" or "BUMPED") to a higher authority or even to individuals in a position to make a decision on a course of action (secretary, inspector, instructor, boss, etc.) is immediately and (usually) violently/rudely rejected in such a way as to be taken as prejudice and disgust without prior provocation.
-Bottom line: Rejected most harshly and unnecessarily.

ex.1
WORKER: "Mr. Clark, I would like to make copies of these documents so we can provide better customer service and to make...."
BOSS: "NO! The copy machine is broken and you need to ask [secretary] which format it needs to be in first! *Tch* "

SPIKED!!

BOMBED. (buh-AW-m-ed)
-Addition to SPIKED. When proposed idea or suggestion is at first SPIKED and later found to be the correct course of action or beneficial idea that is utilized but is not credited to "Spike-ee" which adds additional "insult to injury".
-Bottom line: rejected, idea stolen, then made to look like moron.

ex2.
(resumed after ex.1)
BOSS: "Hey [team], I've got a good idea on how to provide better customer service and make policies more comprehensive with these new documents I've photo copied"

BOMBED!!

SHITARIUS‏

Right, so here i am going about my normal day of trudging through idiots to find a glimpse of that elusive creature we lovingly refer to as "paycheck", and I get this pain in my ear. what, you ask, was hindering your sweetsweet silence of morning dew drops licking the inner feathers of chirping rat-pigeons oh mighty GLENN??

puckingHUMANS!!!

dudekay, I was just chillin outside and allofasudden these Mareeens are walkin towards me and disrupt my nature nirvana with
..."yeahman so I was just spankin it in my room and Staff Sergeant [whogivesafuck] inturupts me to announce chow time and tells me to change my grip for a better experience!!"

I'm like....Whiskey Tango Foxtrot???? can a guy get some silence without the constant thought of masturbation? jeez. I cant escape it at home and now I have to deal with it at work... from a different person?

weirdButsoanywaysyeah. wuts up with you? should you find yourself in a mood to start screaming, remember this: if your behind it, don't tell a donkey to "kick back" okay? he just might do it.

seriously, I intended that to be completely random but if you look at it, it translates to:
if your talking to someone that does something you don't want them to do... don't give them a reason to do it again!!


DAMN i'M GOOD!!!
shit I need to write a book, huh?

Im well on my way to becoming an old wise man. yeah marinate on that. your bro is going to be an old warrior sage.... that preys on teenage schoolgirls and beats up idiots.

its only 10am and I'm already stressed. I think I am going to get wasted tonight by myself. again. i'm glad that we have a 3 day weekend. i will spend it in front of my tv and perhaps try to hash out some drawings.

fuckmylife.

Love you.

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.. dude (part 2)

thanks for the advice.
i sold my soul to this company so I can't leave
if i leave my girlfriend she'll track me down and kill me
i tried to move but i end up here (twilight zone style)
i volunteer teaching karate... i hate kids
i go to work... its a far off place
every time i try to be alone, Glenn is with me!
solitude? I live in a cave, on a rock, in the middle of the ocean!
i spank the monk
i AM a ninja
..that's what that smell is
video games?... OH YEAH!
the judge says i can't draw until 2013
i don't think the internet wants to be "surfed"
consider it checked
...wait, she has a kitty? ...where the fuck is that located?

love ya so mush

.. dude

I'm stressed.
make me feel better. I have no one here to cheer me up. [my girlfriend] is stressin
me out and so is work. I'm in a hole right now. It is taking all of my patience and strength to just not lash out at everything and "suffer in silence". I feel my logic failing because people are illogical. I have this thought that somewhere in the world, people would listen/watch my peril and say, " yeah seriously, why is everyone messin with him? he is saying/ doing everything that makes sense but is still losing against retards". But I'm surrounded by said retards so >> I << look like the bad guy when I am showing more patience and sensitivity to others feelings
than that are showing to me. WTF?

check out the website "Fuck-my-life". Of course they spell "fuck" differently but it is just a collection of a few sentences each entry of how someones misfortune is actually quite amusing. It should be able to pick me up but I've been relying on it for a few weeks now and my stresses are becoming too great. just google it and enjoy.

see... even in my misery I'll provide you with a source of humor. Of course I am wallowing in my own misfortune for now. Maybe I should contribute my own story to make it fun for others.


anyways, just complaining. Check out that site.

love me.