Showing posts with label bah-humbug. Show all posts
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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

defined

SPIKED. (sp-EYE-kt).
-When the proposal of an idea, question, or suggested course of action (aka: "SET" or "BUMPED") to a higher authority or even to individuals in a position to make a decision on a course of action (secretary, inspector, instructor, boss, etc.) is immediately and (usually) violently/rudely rejected in such a way as to be taken as prejudice and disgust without prior provocation.
-Bottom line: Rejected most harshly and unnecessarily.

ex.1
WORKER: "Mr. Clark, I would like to make copies of these documents so we can provide better customer service and to make...."
BOSS: "NO! The copy machine is broken and you need to ask [secretary] which format it needs to be in first! *Tch* "

SPIKED!!

BOMBED. (buh-AW-m-ed)
-Addition to SPIKED. When proposed idea or suggestion is at first SPIKED and later found to be the correct course of action or beneficial idea that is utilized but is not credited to "Spike-ee" which adds additional "insult to injury".
-Bottom line: rejected, idea stolen, then made to look like moron.

ex2.
(resumed after ex.1)
BOSS: "Hey [team], I've got a good idea on how to provide better customer service and make policies more comprehensive with these new documents I've photo copied"

BOMBED!!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Avatar

...i'm gonna go see AVATAR tonight. I'm all excited. I'm gonna bring some lube...

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bah-humbug.

not a very merry christmas this year. i have a lot of complaints and a few happy things to hang on to and try to focus on. i saw avatar. it was impressive. i want to see it in 3d. its a good movie but the plot feels as if you've seen this movie before in a different, less awesome way. i think that is what will start killing movies off now-a-days cuz its hard to have an original, non predictable story and still maintain a certain fluidity and depth and not make it an overly random, weird european flick. that is why comic movies are now coming out cuz they've been around and are different in many ways. There's literally 75 years of writers constantly trying to be original and make their characters unique so hollywood has been tapping into that for the past 10 years. books are now gonna be the next resource to tap (harry potter, percy jones and the olympians, eragon, etc).

All said, I really enjoyed Avatar. the level of creativity is amazing and of course the graphics are mind blowing. I was actually more impressed with District 9's lighting effects and technology than with Avatar's. Dad would be all hyped cuz they have bows. I was all analyzing their techniques n stuff. I have better ideas on how indigenous peoples of an alien planet would hunt (using projectile weapons). Bows and Arrows are over used and no proper thought is given to origins and all that. So I am left with this feeling of, "I CAN DO BETTER!!" on many levels with plot, imagery, character design, and use of technology.

Just need a billionaire benefactor and I'll be all set.

Hope you have a great christmas.


Love you.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

.. dude (part 2)

thanks for the advice.
i sold my soul to this company so I can't leave
if i leave my girlfriend she'll track me down and kill me
i tried to move but i end up here (twilight zone style)
i volunteer teaching karate... i hate kids
i go to work... its a far off place
every time i try to be alone, Glenn is with me!
solitude? I live in a cave, on a rock, in the middle of the ocean!
i spank the monk
i AM a ninja
..that's what that smell is
video games?... OH YEAH!
the judge says i can't draw until 2013
i don't think the internet wants to be "surfed"
consider it checked
...wait, she has a kitty? ...where the fuck is that located?

love ya so mush